Meet Agrado

“They call me La Agrado, because I have always tried to make everyones life more pleasant…

I used to work the streets, on bridges, near the cemetery…. Aside from being pleasant I am also very authentic….almond shaped eyes, 80 thousand, silicone in lips, forehead, cheeks, hips and ass… the liter costs sixty thousand pesetas… you add it up, because I stopped counting… Tits? Two. I’m no monster. Seventy each, but these have been fully depreciated.

It cost me a lot to be authentic. But we must not be cheap in regards to the way we look. Because a woman is more authentic the more she looks like what she has dreamed for herself.”

From: http://www.sonypictures.com/classics/allaboutmymother/laagradosmonologue.html